Friday, September 21, 2007

Elbowed by a LUNATIC!!!

I'm starting to hate train rides. If my workplace is near, say, a 30 minute bicycle ride, I'll definitely cycle to work. Too bad, my workplace is at Buona Vista, so I just have to submit to the monopoly.

This morning on my way to work on the train, a very frustrating incident happened to me. As usual, I was sleeping on the train when I felt a butt slamming into me as that inconsiderate commuter (she's a woman) rushed to grab the seat. Never mind, continue sleeping. Suddenly, I heard this very loud laughter beside me. I turned and saw the woman laughing very loudly and I can see all the commuters in the cabin all staring my way.

Again, never mind... I closed my eyes and try to pretend nothing has happened. This proved to be a wrong move. Seconds after I closed my eyes to continue my lullaby, I felt an elbow jabbing into my chest! Arrggghhh!!!! That lunatic woman had elbowed me in the chest! I looked at her and she pretended nothing has happened. OK, that was the last straw. I stood up and left that cabin.

If Singapore has got no government and no commuters in the cabin, I will have definitely slapped her fucking face as hard as I can! I have been taught since young never to beat a woman. But that was the last straw I can ever tolerate! You can say that she's a lunatic, but that does not change the fact that she elbowed me in the chest! I am already very frustrated by my "human magnetism" to "attract" weird people to sit beside me on the train. With this incident in the bag, you can be sure I will be very hostile towards such people in the future.

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